- it's not really a company, it's just a bloke.

(Not?) All About Rubberslave


Rubberslave is a rubber fetishist with a fondness for pirates, and a collection of unpopular music. (Or should that be "is unpopular, with a collection of pirate music"?)


Rubberslave has been a submissive masochist, but these days does pointless things instead.


Rubberslave no longer has knees which support dancing, so watches Industrial Dance videos instead.


Rubberslave spends a lot of time updating websites for friends . . . so this one gets neglected!


Rubberslave really doesn't have time to do this site justice.


Rubberslave has read that an About Me page "Drives traffic to your site" (. . . and believes it?)


(Rubberslave has never thought himself to be that interesting.)


Rubberslave often talks about himself in the third person. He's not the first.

Rubberslave spent too much of lockdown watching Industrial Dance videos.