
(L.C.P.S. is a deranged idea from The Firm, purveyors of
The Boat and
Night of the Cane.)

Although there is a complete version of the history
available it is quite long-winded and prone to crashing, pending fixes. (Ishmael is not the propeller-head that some of
us . . . I mean some people are.) Quite apart from anything else there's no
particular reason why pupils (or staff) would know all that stuff, so here are some links to the more useful bits:
These should open in a new window or tab, come back here with your taskbar. If you do go with the
complete version, expect to use your back button a lot.
Ishmael doesn't believe in navigation (unless it leads to a certain white whale . . .)